Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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