It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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