our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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