dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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