what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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