love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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