i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
You can't special order awesome
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Randomize
