Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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