Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Verdict: uncircumcised.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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