Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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