Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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