Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
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