Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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