This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
