I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
now i know why i became what i already was.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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