you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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