We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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