I feel like I'm in dance class right now
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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