I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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