We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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