i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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