yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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