Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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