Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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