I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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