She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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