no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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