idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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