so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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