remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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