apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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