Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I didn't shave. On purpose
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
i believe in u and ur pee
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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