sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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