Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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