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(925): View more from California

i just saw a foot job.

(925): View more from California

porn is incredible...

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(210): View more from Texas

this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.

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(951): View more from California

Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.

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(224): View more from Illinois

you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney

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(802): View more from Vermont

Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?

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(801): View more from Utah

This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.

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(61): View more from Australia

You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen

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(630): View more from Illinois

true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.

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