i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Randomize