You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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