is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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