i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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