I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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