Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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