Sponge bath it is.
i just had sex bonerless
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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