So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
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