I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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