I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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