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I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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