I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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