So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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