We won't sleep together?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
That accounts for only three of the penises
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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