You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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