it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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