I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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