I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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