just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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