Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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